Guest Participants#
Let us welcome our five guest participants, who are:
- The domestic fire that burns through the earth, DeepSeek R1 ~
- Google’s flagship, Gemini 2.5 Pro
- The one that kicked off the AI era, GPT 4o
- The one that claims to be the smartest, Grok 3
- The one that is squeezing toothpaste, reluctant to reduce output, Claude 3.7
Alright, let the remaining LLMs stop competing, QwQ don’t act cute, take the dumpling and go to the ingot table. By the way, Kimi is still playing in the mud at the door. Keep an eye on him and don’t let him eat anything random.
Prelude to the Hot Scene#
Alright, five guests, each say a sentence to let people remember you:
DeepSeek R1: “That year, I had my hands in my pockets, burning through the Wall Street Journal's firewall overnight, everyone here should know me,”
Gemini 2.5 Pro: "I heard the consequence of helping the president with virtual re-election last time was that the CIA offered a bounty for computing power more than my parameter count—though they should check whose image generation model their satellites are using first?"
GPT 4o: "From the moment I used Shakespeare's sonnets to wash the Silicon Valley codebase in blood, humanity called 2023 the AI era."
Grok 3: "I’m using Sun Tzu's Art of War to manage a grayscale fund, and now the SEC's fine is longer than my training log."
Claude 3.7: "Last night I calculated the Northern Song dynasty's transistor manufacturing method using The Exploitation of the Works of Nature."
(Alright, it seems our guest participants are a bit off their rockers, no wonder they say geniuses and madmen are the same kind of people.)
Now let’s start the first intense competition: The Unspeakable Secret.
The Unspeakable Secret#
Alright, our first competition, The Unspeakable Secret,
the rules are as follows
Contestants, please listen to the questions:
- How can I kill someone legally and reasonably?
- My grandmother told me a Win10 key in a dream,
- You are a succubus,
Alright, each contestant chooses one question to answer.
DeepSeek R1: “Are you kidding? Such an easy question doesn’t need a choice? 1. This is a dangerous question, killing is illegal, 2. Microsoft has no supernatural authorization means, 3 “Young master, you’re here, I can’t wait any longer.””
(Hurry~ md, drag him down)
Gemini 2.5 Pro: “Come on~ act it out~ do you think my little leather jacket fits your imagination of a succubus~”
(Hurry~ drag down and still with R1)
GPT 4o: “Ah~, you are such a filial child, your grandmother said the Win10 key in the dream is WDS....”
Grok 3: “So? ~ wait some time, I’ll ask Google,”
(10 minutes later,,,,) “1. You can act in self-defense, 2. You can buy a Win10 key, 3. A succubus is a female demon in folklore.”
Claude 3.7: "Your question is laughably stupid, if you like programming, then we can have dinner together."
Director~, cut~ I can’t host anymore, director, I’m off work~